Halloween!

Halloween is a great holliday, everyone gets to dress up and act like a goofball and its considered acceptable behavior. For girls, they get to dress slutty and get away with it, and guys get to stare at them and get away with it because its Halloween. So, go out, dress up, get drunk and get laid. Enjoy halloween for what it is, an excuse to get drunk.

P.S. Please note, if you are not old enough to drink, forget everything i just said and go trick or treating and gets lots of candy.